All Facts Food fascist Gillian McKeith says you are what you eat, so she must have once eaten a bitter, slouching scottish cow. She'd be much happier if she ate more cheese and spent less time looking at other people's poo.If you play "sargent pepper" backwards you can hear the beatles chant "we love cheese". McCartney is particularly vocal in shouting "I wanna hold my cheeeeeese - I wanna hold my cheese"A friend once reliably informed me that if you place equal squares of Cheddar and Red Leicester cheese on toast and melt gently under a grill, you can formulate the most wonderful mosaic. (Apparently it also tastes yummy as well).If you are trying to stop eating cheese, use a Craft Single as a ‘Cheese Patch’ and stick it to you arm to help feed your bodies cravings. Roll on cheese gum !!!!it has been proved that "spider silk" is infact a cheese based natural substance, and is genetically related to "tesco value" mild cheddar.... when buying this cheese remember it is potentially 1000 times the strengh of titanium!
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